Communion Bread (Wafer)

Good

My family use these Jesus biscuits to play eat-333-Jesus-biscuits-without-drinking, then we post the videos on YouTube. There are three of us so we give the spare one to the cat. Obviously we can't give him a whole Jesus biscuit at once for he would choke on the dry and tasteless treat, so it is useful that the manufacturer, presumably God, has chosen to pre-score the Jesus biscuits so they can easily be quartered. How thoughtful.

Really! I can't believe I wasted so much money on the so-called 'branded' wafers. In a deaf-dumb-and-blind test I really couldn't tell the difference. Michelin star!

I have been selling these outside our local church. Times are hard in this day and age. I've been charging 50 percent of what you normally put in the collections bowl.Making a killing. Jesus loves me.

Bad

This item is perfect for reliving the 80's hey days.I lay a line of them leading into my local church and the little choir boys gobble them up just like a reversed pacman with the ghosts eating the pills......its also ideal as they are prone position bent over. It enables me to quickly fill them with the holy spirit,Yours Father McNally