Oasis by Bio Bidet | Bidet Smart Toilet Seat in Round White with Stainless Steel Self-Cleaning Nozzle, Nightlight, Turbo Wash, Oscillating, and Fusion Warm Water Technology with Wireless Remote

It started off as a nice night I was eagerly awaiting the arrival of my savior to the toilet paper pandemic of 2020. I get home from work and get hard to work on installing my jet stream 2000. As I’m finishing up the installation I decide to make sure that I hooked the jet stream up perfectly. I turned the knob to what I thought was low but quickly realized that I was mistaken. Like a bullet out of a gun the water shoots and hits me between the eyes. Now any normal person would realize that this this was a sign from the bidet gods that you should not sit on this toilet seat. Being the man I am I wasn’t afraid of the challenge. I sit down upon my porcelain throne and prepare myself for the ultimate cleaning. I turn the knob to enema mode and it held no mercy on my soul. I immediately start screaming to the heavens sliding forward across my seat, without mercy the heat seeking targeting system of this devil alternative for toilet paper continues to blast me clean inside and out. While this is going on I failed to realize I wasn’t on the toilet anymore and was peeing all across my bathroom as I tried to escape the constant stream of ice. Instead of helping my wife decided to abandon me in the time I needed her the most. In my frantic screams for help I look across the bathroom to my wife laughing to the point of projectile vomiting. Once the stream decided it had cleaned my arse enough the stream decides to stop. This product is guaranteed to do a few things for you 1) Make you question the decision for the purchase. 2) Traumatize you to the point you are scared to sit on the toilet ever again 3) Give you PTBS (Post Traumatic Bidet Syndrome 4) Make the biggest mess you have seen. I used this product once and uninstalled it immediately after the Maiden Voyage!

Very well made product; easy to install and use, the control box is very easy to figure out (so guests will actually use it). Rich in features (blue night light; heated seat; air dry) besides the multiple settings for the bidet (Wash - covers a wider area & can be used to freshen up your bottom; Bidet - focuses on the task at hand and does a good job; Turbo - concentrated stream to make sure you get it all & maybe give you a little thrill). Water, air & seat temps are all adjustable so you can have hotter buns in the winter and cooler in the summer. You can also adjust how far out the nozzle goes to you can focus the stream on the part you want washed.

I have two LUXE Bidets that I've owned for about three years now. They do what they are supposed to do (clean your bottom) and they work great every time. I didnt know there would be a difference in the water pressure with the Oasis unit, because I've always been accustomed to the LUXE Bidets. OMG!!! The Oasis doesnt even produce a third of the pressure. Its really a joke!!! I have squirt guns that produce more pressure than the Oasis bidet. After using the Oasis one time, I had to use toilet paper twice because the unit didnt clean at all. The air dryer is completely useless. The LED is pretty. I dont think the turbo feature does anything. Bottom line is ....DONT BUY THIS PIECE OF JUNK. I'm returning the one I purchased. Amazon is always the best for returning something that doesnt perform. Amazon is the best!!!!!

After searching for the perfect washlet, Prime Day rolled around and I got a great deal on this one. Discount aside, there are a lot of features packed into the unit that gives it a ton of bang for its buck. I liked the idea of a washlet over a built in bidet because if anything goes wrong with it, it could easily be traded out rather than having to rip out the entire toilet.My favorite feature has got to be the nightlight on it. Not too bright, and no excuses for missing the toilet during those middle of the night trips. The dryer is a joke--you'd have to sit there for a good 10 minutes or more to actually get dry, I believe. Either bring reading material, or plan to pat dry as with most bidets. From what I’ve heard, even on $1000 Toto washlets, the fryer is garbage so my expectations were already low for this feature. Don’t hold your breath.Since we just finished our bathroom remodel, it’s too recent to give an in-depth review of the product, but I’ll add updates to this review with time as we decide just how well it works for us.Update: we had a party. All our friends are now obsessed and the wives have decided their bathrooms are subpar without a washlet. It was the topic of the evening. The heated seat was probably everyone’s favorite part.UPDATE: Bidet has been installed and in use for about a year now. Still love it--unlike others have reported, I have no pressure issues with mine. I keep it on the lowest pressure setting and we're all squeaky clean down there. Dropped from 5 stars to 3 stars because what was once a soft close toilet seat now makes an awful cracking noise about 1/4 of the way down as you lower the lid, and then BANG, it falls shut and makes an awful clatter. Wondering if the lid can be replaced to make it soft close again.

This bidet attachment came a T valve equipped with a metal collar which did not mesh well with the plastic threads on my toilet tank fill valve. The threads were damaged and I ended up having to replace the whole toilet because I could not find a replacement ballcock for my toilet tank.I called BioBidet and asked them to send me a T valve with a plastic collar that would make it simple to screw on and tighten by hand and not damage my toilet tank fill valve. They said they didn't have one. Why would they decide to include a T valve with a metal collar when ones with a plastic collar are available and so much better? This is a head scratcher.If you decide to buy this bidet attachment, be sure to budget an extra $17 or so for a good T valve.