Mullet On The Go Freebird Wig Skull Cap Brown One Size

As a semi well educated middle class white American I've been plagued with quite the issue as many of my brothers and sisters have. How can I finally nail my hot first cousins? Well, this product is the answer. About 15 minutes after placing the wig on my head to take a ride in my targa top Honda del Sol I was overcome with a number of sudden urges that I've never felt before in my life. The next thing I knew I had a Marlboro Red hanging from my lip and a tallboy of Bud Light in my hand. Sure enough, after I switched down that frothy Brew and walked on over to the festivities at the family reunion. I knew that this wasn't going to be any normal family function.I saw my cousin's head whip round like a teenage boy at the sound of a cammed out Hemi. I could tell by her eyes she wanted nothing more than to run her fingers through this party on the back of my head. 2 hours, 3 bottles of Boones farm and a few bad decisions later and I parked the beef bus in tuna town. My next objective is to pretty much dominate all the single women at every NASCAR then I go to throughout the rest of the year.

Listen. If beer drinking and t-tops are your thing, this mullet is for you. If you can’t always combine business and partying in one hairstyle, this mullet is for you.My first trip in my Camaro with the t-tops off with this mullet cap on, all the meth’d our ladies in my small town were dancing in the streets. Combine this with a cold Budweiser and 60mph wind blowing the fake hair behind you, and you’re living the redneck dream.I now have multiple future 3rd cousins/sons daughters on the way!

A good quality item that has lasted for several months, after a few uses. The hair part even endured a bit of gentle brushing without falling apart. I bought this for a friend. He always has short hair, and the guys at work had dared him to grow his hair a bit longer. So he wore this to work, and it was a big hit. Everyone had a good laugh. This is a really fun item. I don't think it is meant to look like real hair, upon very close examination. But it was convincing enough for the guys at my friend's job! I think it would be fun to wear to a party, etc, just for fun.

With the grand old Kentucky waterfall making a resurgence I had to get one to relive my glory days. I’ve been looking for a Pontiac firebird and some pit vipers to go with it so I can cruise Main Street and raise hell in my Rick Flair cutoff shirt. I’ve gotten more compliments than one can handle.

Got this mullet wig for my husband as a joke since he's bald, gave us tons of laughs! It fit a little smaller than expected and a bunch of the hair was falling out, however it did serve its purpose to give us good laughs!