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I bought the men's redneck back scratcher for my husband as a gag gift for his birthday a couple of years ago. He loves it and says it is one of the best he has used. So when I would have an itchy back (which happened far more than I wanted it to), I tried his redneck backscratcher. He was so right! It scratches the itch better than others do and seems to do the trick. In my opinion, the best back scratcher is a woman with semi-long nails, but if you don't have a mom, sister, wife, or daughter to help with itchiness, this is the ABSOLUTE next best thing. The only problem I have with it is where to put it since it is far larger than other scratchers.

I have to admit, a friend of my wife's, not to see my wife outdone by me, bought this for her. I need to tell everyone, you might think twice before getting your wife one of these. Every time I go to clear the dining room table with my green Redneck Backscratcher, she comes out with her red one and makes me put the dishes in the dishwasher. I'm not sure what she intends with it, but she holds it up like a stop sign and looks at me from underneath it.If I so much as set the remote down when we're watching TV, she nabs it with her Lady Redneck Backscratcher faster than the cats can move, and then we gotta watch what she wants to watch since she has the remote.Speaking of TV, when the kids try to interrupt us while we're watching TV, my wife and I figured out we can just hold up my green Redneck Backscratcher for yes, or she can hold up her red one for no, and that minimizes the talking that goes on during the shows. That, I have to admit is pretty handy!The other good thing about hers is she lets me use it to scratch her back, but she won't share it with our pets, so maybe that's not as good as things could be.I don't know why, but it really seems to me that this Lady Redneck Backscratcher is sturdier than my green Redneck Backscratcher. I don't dare challenge her with my green one because it seems her red one would likely win any tussle.Also, they must of made this Lady Redneck Backscratcher red to clear up any confusion about which model is meant more for left handed people and which is more for right handed people. My wife is left handed and she's always pointing out the red lights when we're driving, and I'm right handed and I'm mostly more interested in the green ones. This makes perfect sense to me. Those people who picked the colors were mighty insightful.My wife says she can make our bed three times faster with her Lady Redneck Backscratcher. I know she can too. It only takes her three swats to get the bed made. The first to get me out of the bed, the second to get our pets out of the bed, and the third to pull the covers back up before any of us can get back in.She also uses her Lady Redneck Backscratcher to pick up my clothes off the floor. Normally this would be a good thing, but I have to keep asking her each morning where she put them so I can get dressed again.Well, again, I could go on and on, but you get the idea. These backscratchers are so handy. I don't know why, but my back and neck are getting itchy again closing out this commentary. She's not looking; I just used hers to get those itches. But now my leg and arm are getting itchy. This is perfect. I can use her red Lady Redneck Backscratcher in my left hand to itch my right arm and right leg. Perfect! (Don't tell her I used hers instead of mine).Have fun!

This would work better if the handle wasn't a straight pole. It's hard to angle down, or up, your back. A curved handle would work much better. That said, when you are able to direct it at an itchy spot, if feels great.

Oh my gawsh! This scratcher works on the whole itchy bra line all at once (if I wuz wearin' one, heh heh), not just the little squirrely spots that I have to chase around with a normal, wimpy bamboo scratcher. I LUV that it comes in bright lipstick red (instead of that sissy, girly "pink") color! Brung it to work, and my co-werkers keep fightin' me fer it! I'm glad they don't have a camouflage-colored one, cuz then I'd never be able to find it - but then neither would my co-werkers!

I told my wife I had a surprise for her. When I brought the Lady Redneck Backscratcher out from behind my back, she had a confused look on her face. I told her it is a Redneck Backscratcher. She burst into laughter.Later that night, she said, "You know, the funny thing about the backscratcher is it really works. No joke, it's a keeper."It has to be the ultimate backscratcher. With its 15 tines you can scratch a large area of your back all at once, or you can turn it at a slight angle to do some deep focused scratching using just an end tine.Now we have a long list of people to whom we want to give one.

The best back scratcher ever

ain't no joke, thisun'l stop any itch anyWHERE

Bought one for my hubby, he loves it! Then my mom used it and loved it, so I bought this one for her.