DuraBalloonWeatherproof Reusable Balloon Triple Cluster Pole Kit - Helium Free Plastic Outdoor Balloons

Hello fellow Amazonians, gather 'round for a tale of disappointment and deflation. Once upon a time, there was a hopeful soul who decided to throw a grand celebration. In preparation, they purchased some balloons & little did they know, this decision would lead to a balloon-tastrophe.Upon delivery, our protagonist discovered that these balloons arrived sans pump. Now, unless you're a professional balloon-whisperer with lungs of steel, inflating 250 dollars' worth of balloons by mouth is quite the challenge. Our hero, undeterred, ventured out to find a pump. Alas, the search was in vain, as the balloons required a specific, elusive pump that was nowhere to be found.With a heavy heart and a party looming, our protagonist decided to cut their losses and toss the balloons into the abyss (aka the trash). Now, you might think, "Surely they could return them for a refund!" Well, dear reader, you'd be wrong. The company's return policy is as impenetrable as a fortress of rubber, leaving our hero with a lighter wallet and a bitter taste in their mouth.In conclusion, if you're in the market for balloons that come with a side of frustration and a dash of financial regret, look no further! But if you value your sanity and your party budget, steer clear of this company. As for me, I'll be over here, inflating my own balloons with the hot air of disappointment.1 star for the balloons, 5 stars for the life lesson learned."Remember to adjust the details to match your specific situation. Best of luck with your review!