--- product_id: 5415765 title: "War Slut" brand: "carlton mellick iii" price: "E£ 1911" currency: EGP in_stock: true reviews_count: 10 url: https://www.desertcart.com.eg/products/5415765-war-slut store_origin: EG region: Egypt --- # War Slut **Brand:** carlton mellick iii **Price:** E£ 1911 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** War Slut by carlton mellick iii - **How much does it cost?** E£ 1911 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.eg](https://www.desertcart.com.eg/products/5415765-war-slut) ## Best For - carlton mellick iii enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted carlton mellick iii brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description Full description not available ## Images ![War Slut - Image 1](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51raVlDNYtL.jpg) ![War Slut - Image 2](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51YkeFhb5bL.jpg) ![War Slut - Image 3](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31QQNWpefUL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐ Gotta love Mellick *by M***N on Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2011* A group of military men are sent to the arctic to hunt down remaining draft dodgers in a war that is no longer being fought. On their search, they come across an ice city inhabited by mannequins. Harmless right? Maybe not. They soon find themselves in a life-threatening situation. Oh...and let's not forget about the sex cyborg that can transform into whatever desire the soldiers want.I like this book. But, I have a few issues with it. First and foremost, this is the first book I have read by Mellick (I have read many) that felt rushed, and therefore, incomplete. The subject lent itself to what should have been a meaty storyline. I just felt like he cut it short. All of Mellick's work is short in nature, but some are longer than others...this should have been longer. I wish he would have delved into the story deeper. Because it felt rushed, there was some writing flaws (not grammatical)...ie. repeating things that were discussed in the book previously as if he forgot that he already addressed the subject.Regardless of these things, I could never dislike a Mellick book. I like the book, I just wanted more. He is way too creative and intriguing of a writer. I would love to get in his brain and find out where he comes up with the wicked stories that seem to flow out of his mind. I could never count the amount of times that I have recommended his work to just about everyone I know. Just read his books...any of them. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ War of the Absurd *by D*** on Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2012* This has always been one of my favorite Carlton Mellick III books. This, along with Cannibals of Candyland, is actually what got me into Bizarro so many years ago. This book is a Bizarro military story. But it is not the clichéd military we see in other military sci-fi/fantasy type books. It is interesting and fun and full of great characters, which the author compares more to GI Joe's as played with by a nine year old. No confusing, heavily recycled military jargon here.Everyone has been drafted into the war. But the war is over. A small group of soldiers is sent to an arctic city to locate a group of "draft dodgers" believed to be hiding in the area. The soldiers find a city of ice, but no people. None of them have ever even seen a draft dodger. They're not even sure they actually exist. But they must follow orders and destroy the "draft dodgers."What they actually find in the city is far stranger than any of them would have expected.This is a short novella that can easily be devoured in a few hours. I loved it. I recommend reading it multiple times, because why not? Highly recommended for people tired of the same old military story over and over, and also a good book to start with for readers new to Bizarro. I'd love to see this made into a movie. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Another Gem From Mellick *by W***R on Reviewed in the United States on June 20, 2011* Mellick tackles a rather large concept here about society's need for war. While I personally think conflict is necessary in many cases, this book takes an extremely satiric view that was a joy to read. Author Mellick always keeps the reader on their toes and just when you think you know what he's up to, he pulls the rug out with yet another surprise.Some annoying typos aside, there are some fascinating concepts in this book, especially the details involving the war sluts and the reasons the military has chosen to implement them into the service. The Sawball game was also quite inventive. The colorful characters, dialogue, and the special abilities of the various ammunition round out the high points of this book which I would rank in the middle of Carlton Mellick's body of work. Feels a bit short, but still very recommended. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.com.eg/products/5415765-war-slut](https://www.desertcart.com.eg/products/5415765-war-slut) --- *Product available on Desertcart Egypt* *Store origin: EG* *Last updated: 2026-05-23*