ReadyWiseEmergency Food Supply, 4,320 Servings, 36 Buckets, MRE, Freeze Dried Food, Hiking Meal, Adventure & Camping Essentials, 25-Year Shelf Life

After our neighbors came down with a mysterious "flu," we headed down to the bunker and started digging into our stash of Wise MRE meals. The first few weeks weren't too bad. But there's only so much "Savory Stroganoff" or "Creamy A La King" I could take without feeling the need for something to expand the palate. So I ventured outside to explore.I admit, it was pretty bad out there. The stench of rotting garbage, burning buildings and decaying flesh can really spoil your appetite. But I was able to make my way past the burnt-out hulks of smashed up cars and city buses, sidle past a few mutilated corpses and squeeze my way into what was once our local Costco. Inside, amid the bodies and debris, I found an untouched (extra large, of course) bag of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers! Oh, sweet cheddary, crunchy goodness!Unfortunately, on the way out, distracted as I was by my delicious find, one of the "corpses" lurched up and grabbed me, biting out a nice-sized chunk of my bicep. Oh, I managed to escape and found my way back to my bunker, but after a few hours, I got a bit feverish, and lost my taste for food, even the delicious Wise MREs; even those heavenly goldfish crackers. My wife complained that I really shouldn't have left the bunker. So I ate her brains. The kids weren't too happy about that, so I ate their brains too. I feel a little bad about that, but once you've tasted the sweet slimy goodness of warm brains, nothing else matters.By the way, I still have a fair supply of these Wise meals available if you're interested. I've put up a Craig's List post, hoping to lure hungry survivors, but that hasn't worked out so well, what with the power out and no broadband services any more. If you manage to see this review, then feel free to stop by for dinner. You can leave your wallet at home. Just bring brains.

Im a soup nut and mac n cheese fanatic, so this purchase REALLY came in handy.... but now im hooked on eating food out of huge industrial plastic tubs. My husband is super mad that the china we got for our wedding is gathering dust.But cmon.... TUBS OF STROGANOFF! Heaven is on earth folks!! I hope to one day open up a restaurant that serves nothing but tubs of soup and mac n cheese. If anyone wants to fund this with me, drop me a line.

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Rather than living off woodchips and rat droppings, I've purchased this (for the low shipping rate of $25/lb) to stock up my emergency Tsunami shelter. Living in Kansas, you never know when the next Tsunami will hit, so you can never be too prepared. This bucket 'o food and it's capability to make a floating platform after empty is a self-solving problem. My children love it, my dogs love it, the rats can't get to it, and I love pooping in technicolor after eating this stuff.

WOW what a deal! Where else can you get a "Delicious" and "Gourmet" meal for only a buck fifty? Nowhere else! and that should really say something about the quality!And these cases ARE extremely "light-weight" and "easy to stack," all 600 pounds of them. And shipping only cost $10,000!Now I can feed my 2 daughters everything they need. I just tell them that they are lunchables.See you next year!

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