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M**E
Wonderpants
First off, this is a positive review. I love this underwear, and you might also, but you should approach this relationship (and any relationship) with your eyes open. So here you go:The material is light and comfortable, breathes well, and the underwear is expertly made and fits appropriately. But that’s not why you’re considering them. You’re looking at that “separate pouches” business and the suggestive graphic (or graphic suggestion) and wondering if you are ready to introduce a slightly higher level of complexity into your underworld…You are.BUT I think there is such a thing as too much subtlety, and David Archy crosses the line in his instructive drawings, so I will be clearer. Only your shaft goes through the hole. Do not stuff the entirety of your junk through the hole. The collection will certainly pass, but there is only one pouch on the other side, and you will have defeated the purpose of this delightful article of clothing. The “separate pouches” in question consist of the usual underwear space (enhanced by differently colored fabric around your gandydancers but essentially what you would have with any underwear) and the aforementioned shaftibule on the other side of that hole. The shaftibule enables David Archy to work in a different fly system as well, but more on that later.Usually things work out just by pulling the underwear on. Your shaft is pointing down, the hole is coming up, and there you go, in like Flynn. At first, your frank and beans will call out to each other in alarm, but once reassured that each is still nearby and noticing that they are comfortably held in their respective atria they will settle down. NOW LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE SHOWING ANYONE ELSE, because in all likelihood your days of prancing about the house in your underwear are over, especially if you have older kids. Normal size + shaftibule = HORSE JUNK. My spouse did a double take, gave me an approving nod, and then told me to put on my bathrobe. It’s nothing you won’t see on a Spanish beach, but just know that The Puppetshow is always playing. And frankly, the architecture presumes flaccidity, because, erect, there is nowhere to go but up, leaving you looking like a nocked bow and arrow with nothing to do but shout, “LOOSE!” as you leap upon your partner who will be helpless with laughter anyway.Getting back to the fly. David Archy has chosen a horizontal system that is basically a hood that you pull up and off to relieve yourself and down and over once done. It works really well, but this may be strangely evocative of pop culture archetypes depending on your personality and experience. In my case the first unhooding thought was, “You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookie to me.” This phrase was murmured several times to a variety of urinal stand-ins for Jabba the Hutt. But as the days wore on, I found more and more that I could only think of a scene where the kidnappers yank off the hood of the prisoner to reveal him tied to a chair in an empty warehouse with no help in sight. Especially with the black underwear. My vantage point put me in the shoes of the abductors, and I started to mutter appropriate kidnapping quips with each unhooding. Then I realized that I could be the rescuer just as well as the abductor and instead of shouting, “Western Dog!” or “Your father will pay handsomely for your release!” could say in a reassuring tone, “You’re safe now.” Which I think is easier for the other restroom patrons to hear.So run, don’t walk, to buy this underwear. It will become your new favorite while stimulating centers of your brain that have long lain dormant and enriching your inner life multiple times a day. That’s a pretty good deal.
S**R
Wonderbra for men!
No doubt you've stumbled upon these the same way I did - they're advertised everywhere. At first, I dismissed it as a gimmick. Then I got curious. Then I bought some just to try. Now I've ordered more. Why? Read on...The first thing is the softness of the fabric. As someone who went from briefs to boxers a decade ago because of the uncomfortableness of the elastic between the legs, I figured my days of "support" were in the past. And I bought some nice poly/spandex blend boxers that were pretty comfortable. But after years of washing, the fabric started to give out and that's when I started exploring.The second thing is not all sexy clothes are for women. And these definitely "enhance" the appearance. But they do so in a way that is not uncomfortable, and nothing feels "compressed." Basically, if you have someone to show off for, these will do the trick - much like the Wonderbra.The first day wearing them, everything felt "odd." But within three days, I completely forgot they were on. Not that I couldn't feel them, but everything just stayed in place and I didn't think about it. For someone with extreme sensitivity to touch, that's quite a compliment.One note. Mine didn't come with instructions, so I learned the hard way. Be very precise in the placement on your hips - you don't want the mystery port to be too high. I find that pulling them up takes an extra bit of attention to get everything in exactly the right place. But it truly is "set it and forget it."Durability remains to be seen. I'm washing mine in a garment bag for delicates, and then air drying. I don't know if that's necessary, but for premium products, a bit of premium care should enhance longevity.
J**E
These run larger. Order a size smaller
Material is AWESOME. Design is AWESOME. Features are AWESOME! These run larger than they should. I generally wear L in all my underwear and things generally fit snug. I have chonky butt and thighs because I work legs all the time. I ordered a size L. While I’m sure they will work fine…. I’m gonna order a set of Medium just to see which I like better.Also, as you make your selection from this listing…. Be sure to note if you are getting Boxer Briefs or Trunks. The listing is somewhat confusing.I’m by no means upset with my purchase…. I just need to refine my selections better.While the material is somewhat thin…. It is definitely thicker than my usual Tommy John underwear that are so expensive.Quality is there on these.
N**K
If you like Separatec’s dual pouch design, you’ll love these too.
I fell in love with Separatec’s dual pouch design several months ago and already owned 32 pairs of them in the boxer style. I figured David Archy would be no different and wanted trunks in the mix as well. I don’t regret my purchase. I baby these just like the Separatec ones. Wash cold in a mesh laundry bag and then hang dry. The colors to choose from are also cool. Once you try on this design, going back to your regular undies is going to be hard. Go ahead and try them.
A**R
The new standard
I’m a little skittish to even say this but these are amazing. How can I say this without being completely graphic? Let’s just say, I’ve been feeling the need for something that completely houses the “package”. I was seeing all sorts of products but usually it’s just a pouch that doesn’t look full proof at all. These actually have a hole that allows for the entire package to be held and tight enough to hold them but not too tight to cut off circulation. It’s odd at first but I got to say I’m definitely liking it. There’s complete separation from upper thighs therefore no sweat, no skin sticking to skin, room for drying out after say a shower or working out. I gotta say I’m a fan. I’ll definitely be getting more.
L**X
Nice but small
Bought it for my husban he saide they ar comfortable but his softball do slipp of I guess there made more for golf ball instead. (If you get what I'm saying). Other then that he loves them saide it is a great invention.
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