What are the actual dimensions of a medium shirt? Shoulder seam to bottom hem and sleeve length from shoulder seam? Same measurements for each color?

Hey Sparky, it's a frickin tee-shirt. Just order like you were at JCPenny's or Wally World, you know it's gonna shrink after you wash it. The item is great for shock value when you go to the school nurses office.

my nephew has a large scar on left side, is the bloodstain on your right or left side on the tee shirt?

The blood stain is on the right side of the shirt. When I wear it, people ask me if I'm OK. I point to the I'm Fine message and say "I'm Fine"

What size for 13 yr old boy 120lbs 5' 4"

I bought one for my son. I bought a large. He is 6’1” and weighs about 175. I would recommend a medium

Yes it is. It runs normal for US sizes.

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J**I

Awesome shirt

Bought this for a zombie walk and everyone loved it and asked about it. Looks great, fit great and seems to be good material!

11.07.2025

R**U

Funny shirt

After almost 3-4 years this shirt is stil going strong. Colors still pop and very comfortable. Fits true to size. Funny shirt!

15.06.2025

D**D

Awesome shirt

Why did you pick this product vs others?:Made for a great Christmas gift for my brother. Seriously. That's our sense of humor. ;)

8.07.2025

J**.

Great shirt. Poor packaging

This shirt deserves 5 stars. I deducted one due to the packaging. It was sent in a clear thin, partially opened bag. It is a birthday gift for my husband. Guess who picked it up after delivery?? UGH...

29.07.2025

A**R

Yeah

Graphic was exactly as shown. Shirt quality was okay for a novelty shirt.

8.07.2025

P**A

Hilarious!

Fits well, and so far, I've tricked 2 people into thinking I was bleeding. Super fun.

13.07.2025

A**R

Excellent quality & Fast shipment!

Great quality tee shirt, lots of laughs! Thanks so much!

18.07.2025

A**S

Image misleading

The bloodstain in the image is halfway across the front. On my shirt the bloodstain is barely visible from the front. It’s predominantly on my back with a bit on the side. People are not getting the joke unless I twirl around. Disappointed. Had I known I would not have bought it. Great concept. Bad print job. The first image is my shirt. The second of each is a screenshot from the Amazon website. You can obviously see the difference.

1.03.2025

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