Original Poop Knife The Gag Gift

Arrived as expected

Sometimes I’m a big pooper and growing up I wished toilets had bigger plumbings. But with this, I don’t have to worry. It’s not even a gag gift, because to me it’s very functional.I think people should make this a normal thing instead of clogging up toilets and trying to unclog with a plunger for a long time.Have you seen those public bathrooms where it’s clogged and the poor janitors have to clean it up? Those big pooper people should use their poop knife instead of making it the janitor’s job or other people’s job.I can only poop at home but when I see those public toilets clogged, I know there are more big poopers walking around than we think.

This knife has worked perfectly and is much more sanitary than the wooden rulers I have used in the past. My only suggestion would be to buy two knives. That way there is one available when the other one is in the dishwasher.

What a brilliant piece of marketing. No self respecting human being would ever order this utilitarian miracle-worker if it wasn’t classified as a gag-gift. You would immediately be labeled in cyberspace as chronic clogger, and all your social connections would unfriend you. In reality, this is a high quality turd-slicer that is highly engineered and ruthlessly efficient. I ordered several including one for my unidentified, anonymous daughter, two for my at-home personal use, and one for car-carry (cocktail parties, weddings, friends houses, and unexpected emergencies etc). My only suggestion would be a version with a telescoping handle, for use by people with bad backs, and a phobia of brown sewer snakes). I heartily endorse and will be a lifelong customer!

So we got this as a gag gift for our sons for Christmas. Everyone laughed - it was a hit.The item is built solid - its basically a kitchen batter scraper, but more narrow.However it has one issue - the youngest decided to "see if it worked" - and then was yelling into us "It worked! But how do I clean it off?"Ummm.... no real idea, other than swishing it around in the clean water and wiping it down with a bleach wipe and then scrubbing your hands anyway. ;)But overall it was a fun little prank joke. I might get another for a white elephant gift next year.

Bought as a gag but also some truth as well. Glad something as uncomfortable as a hard poop can be alleviated socially.

So the knife is listed as a "gag" gift but it's 100% useful. Even if you don't take big turds on a regular basis you will eventually take one you question if it'll flush or not. Well the answer to that question is the poop knife. It cuts any size into tiny pieces and wipes clean with ease. Every bathroom should have one so nobody feels like they might ruin a friend or family members toilet.

I did not buy this as a gag gift.I bought this because Recently my body has decided to make uncommonly large turds.I had clogged the toilet twice in the past week or so before I bought this. (It was not a lowflow toilet). I keep it under the bathroom sink. I suppose one could just go grab a butter knife from the kitchen to slice your behemoth turds. But why not have the right tool for the job. If you do have to slice your loaf after its been pinched why not do it in style.