Fuel Your Day, the Smart Way! 🚀
Soylent Complete Meal Replacement Shake is a ready-to-drink nutritional solution that offers 400 calories, 20g of protein, and 28 essential vitamins and minerals in a convenient 14oz bottle. With only 1g of sugar and a low glycemic index, it supports sustained energy and overall health, making it an ideal choice for busy professionals seeking a balanced meal alternative.
C**N
Love the taste
Helps me produce milk for breast feeding
C**K
Good for what it is.
The Original is too bland, the Vanilla is too sweet, started mixing them together half & half, adding a small amount of cinnamon bun coffee creamer, makes a world of difference, it's pretty good for what it is, especially for someone starting out, if you take it more longterm, I'd switch to the powder as it's a better value overall.
R**.
Undrinkable Misery in a Bottle – Pairs Well With Using a Fire Stick at a Hilton
This isn’t food. This is a cry for help in liquid form. Soylent Original tastes like someone blended cardboard, added a pinch of despair, and said “good enough” before bottling it for the masses. It’s not sweet. It’s not flavorful. It’s not even neutral. It’s actively offensive in its blandness — like your mouth got ghosted by flavor itself.The texture is smooth, but that just makes it easier for the psychological damage to set in. I gagged on the third sip and started questioning my will to live. It’s technically "nutritious," but so is a multivitamin chewed dry in a dust storm.And yes, I bought it on Amazon, because apparently I enjoy making bad decisions in bulk. Let’s not stop there though: if you really want the full I hate my life package, go drink this abomination in a Hilton hotel room while trying to navigate the flaming dumpster fire that is the Amazon Fire Stick — which, I swear to every god imaginable, is the single worst piece of tech vomited into existence in the last 25 years. Slow, glitchy, useless — basically the Soylent of streaming devices.Final Warning:Never — and I mean NEVER — drink Soylent, try to use a Fire Stick, and stay at a Hilton on the same day. Unless, of course, you want that to be your last day on Earth. In that case, congratulations. You’ve unlocked the unholy trinity of modern misery.
C**Y
Tasty
This is so tasty! Great on the go!
A**D
Flavor to mild, safety label partially torn
I didn’t like the flavor, one had part of the seal torn. Soylent is a good product, but the flavor was mild and not like the other flavors.
D**S
Too good of a meal drink?
Very drinkable - I don’t think most meal drinks are.My main issue is it’s way too filling.
V**P
Nice tasting drink
The strawberry and chocolate Mint ones are good
S**N
Love
Tastes good
Trustpilot
1 month ago
1 week ago